The Official Bill Maher Twitter
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Consider for a moment how enormous an asshole Trump must be to make me actually feel bad for an asshole as enormous as Jeff Sessions...wow.
19 hours ago / 6534 Retweets / 32748 Likes
1 days ago / 370 Retweets / 1629 Likes
Does Trump have to actually blow Putin? Is that what it wld take?Flagrant D, balls gargling the leader of the Russian Federation? Jus asking
1 days ago / 2635 Retweets / 14224 Likes
When Trump says "We've added 45,000 mining jobs" who is that lie for? The miners must know its not true cuz they're not, you know, mining.
2 days ago / 9337 Retweets / 35520 Likes
Trump is bad for life on earth, but comedy? Was off the chain last night @theMirageLV! One more tonight at 10. I love Vegas.
5 days ago / 725 Retweets / 7449 Likes
Good to see Douchebag Von Fuckface Trump on the hotseat; let's hope his brother - say it with me: Thurston Shitbag the Third - is next!
8 days ago / 6200 Retweets / 32402 Likes
Trump's vulgarity is not a shame with his voters. It's a bond. They love that about him. He doesn't make them feel… https://t.co/c3S9zpuA5m
8 days ago / 2922 Retweets / 10877 Likes
Its true, Sarah Palin is suing the New York Times for defamation. And TV Guide, because the crossword puzzle is exhausting.
13 days ago / 2767 Retweets / 17476 Likes
This N Korean thing is getting tense! I mean, I think it is, I'm on vaca. The ladies at my nail salon are freaking out, that's what I know!
13 days ago / 1014 Retweets / 9301 Likes
Now that July 4 is over, maybe the Republican murder...I mean, healthcare bill will get done.Mitch McConnell is hoping hotter heads prevail.
15 days ago / 1513 Retweets / 7827 Likes
According to the right-wing spin machine, the greatest threat to America now is that liberals are violent. I though… https://t.co/4u4zbKFPri
15 days ago / 2752 Retweets / 9518 Likes
This is a tough 4th. Can I say for sure the country I love will survive the leader I hate? I cannot. OK, enuf gloom, go blow your hand off!
16 days ago / 3606 Retweets / 23013 Likes
Sarah Palin is suing the New York Times? Wow, somebody tell Katie Couric, she finally named a newspaper!
17 days ago / 5108 Retweets / 25910 Likes